can this get any more pathetic?

i'm so mad

ouch.. got spayed...

i'm being kidnapped to san francisco ...

cute puppy...looking for new puppy friends...

..near golden gate park.. i play ball, fetch sticks, jump, run and even make out..

puppy agility... gone bad..

i know i'm a girl dog..

... but i still have a beard.. is that weird?

i got a new collar...turned 6 months..

... listening to you guys is pretty funny. "ahw... cute boy" - i'm a girl.. "what kind of breed is he?" - does it really matter? ..and what do you say when you come from a shelter , "i don't know, we think part maltese and part beagle" - again.. why would it matter.. we don't meet you and ask those kinds of questions or make those kind of comments. we sniff one another, we make-out, we chase balls... gosh, i really like balls. i'm obsessed with them right now.. so, make your comments, ask your questions about me to ... but throw the darn ball..once i drop it..

back to life, back to reality......arghh..

...i just can't get that song out of my head...
however do you want me, however do you need me.....

...finally i made it home...

...and claudia domesticated me by dressing me up...

...and then i had to hide out...

...in the wilderness... like a lion...til the coast was clear.

...and then i was taken to san francisco...

...where this fella in a green shirt took my ball... so i had to follow him for miles and miles...

...and then kelly lured me to nyc

.... by bribing me with this new cool bad ass doll. i'm suck a sucker for teal..

sorry i've been missing in action...

my friend's marsh and jan kidnapped me for a couple of weeks to practice their swaddling... for their new baby..